Haiku Tuesday: Left turn, left turn, left turn...
It's Haiku Tuesday once again, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't relieved that the IZOD IndyCar Series was headed to an oval this weekend. Those right-turners and their chicane-ery...
Oh, fine, I admit that was lame. What do you expect? It was an off-weekend in IndyCar and if it weren't for the fact that we got that PR this morning about the oval and road course awards Randy Bernard wants to give out, the newsday would probably be about, oh, I dunno, something someone said on Twitter. Like maybe a headline such as, "GRAHAM RAHAL OBVIOUSLY HAS GREAT WORKOUT, BURNS CALORIES, HAS SORE MUSCLE BUT IS STILL RELENTLESSLY OPTIMISTIC."
Anyway, we have some poetry to slather all over you, so hit the jump for the "good" stuff.
Oval and road champs.
Fans pick names of the trophies.
Many Cogan jokes.
Endless workout tweets.
Seriously, everyone...
Keep your sweat offline.
Scheckter has a ride.
It is only for Indy.
But it's still a ride.
ICONIC panel.
They have so much expertise
In staying silent.
Off to the ovals.
Milka should be much faster.
She'll still lag behind.
It's almost May, folks.
I dream about the moonlight.
Yes, on the Wabash.
KFC's Double.
An edible heart attack?
Less than tenderloins.
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Off week Haiku Blues
Mailbox greets me
IndyCar goodies have come
De Silvestro swag!
Wind is forecasted
For Kansas on rookie day
Nervous Lotus waits
I sit and wonder
Off week had Talladega
Hey, wait….no Princess?
Prelude to Indy
27 on the grid
Sadly, no Rahal
Oval package for
Kentucky was epic. Hey,
Barnhardt….same rules?
PopOffValve.com
“Ride Buyer” hat is epic
Give Paul Tracy one
Milka Duno runs
Somewhat okay on ovals
Still finishes last
Sarah Fisher’s back
Only one favor from me
Please pass Danica
Red cars get revenge
On ovals? I really hope
Kanaan says no way
Kansas on TV
ABC/ESPN
Reid Drinking Game time!
Goodbye, oh Versus
Wait until Indy Pole Day
To put POWER DOWN!!!
by fleshwound_NPG on Apr 27, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

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