Haiku Tuesday: Week Before the 500
by Tony Johns on May 25, 2010 12:40 PM EDT
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The field of 33 is set, and this Sunday for many represents the pinnacle of the racing season - the 94th Indianapolis 500-Mile Race. And on Saturday, I'll be on my way...
...to Chicago.
That's right. This year's annual family vacation (which I did not plan) lands smack dab on the greatest day of the year. But I'll show them - I'm holing up in the hotel room all day Sunday to watch the race! Bwahahaha! Burn.
Oh, by the way, we have some haikus after the jump...
Helio gets pole.
Penske power dominates.
Next four-time winner?
The team is called FAZZT.
Who knew they would be "fast" too?
Great job, Tags and friends.
Epic fail, KV.
Paul Tracy on the sidelines
Makes Sunday less fun.
"Quatro" quit the team.
So A.J. put in Lazier.
Still not fast enough.
No-win decision.
Jay runs slower, or gets bumped.
Either way, heartbreak.
No sponsor, practice.
No problem for Junquiera.
He has huge huevos.
Eric! Don't do it!
Don't send Romancini out!
What? Oh. Good idea.
Boos for Danica.
Emotion made her say it?
PT had more class.
TK had drama.
Two wrecks, starts P32.
Never count him out.
Fisher: fastest girl.
Danica was the slowest.
Must be NASCAR's fault.
Hard to feel lucky.
Wrecked car, had an MRI.
But Saavedra's in.
Thirty-three are set.
The 500 miles beckon.
Can they start three-wide?
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Tracy and Howard
Pushed the panic button hard
Herta’s wrecked car IN?
Fast all week they were
But completely defeated
By warm, bright sunlight
Crapwagon bites back
Tracy headed home Sunday
At least Duno’s out
Sarah happy and
Now completely heartbroken
Yep, must be Indy
Wildest two days since
’95? I must say yes
Sadly, Red Cars FAST
He wrecked it again
Lotus colors miss Jim Clark
Nervous with Sato
Bia and Swiss Miss
Faster than Princess? It might
Really be her fault
Andretti cars slow
Red Cars all alone on top
Death Star completed
Indy hates Kanaan
She also hates Mario
Except for one time….
Slower than Duno?
What would that be? That would be
Sim’s website re-launch (It’s about time, Simona!)
Boo all you want, fans
Danica needs a swift kick
To her ego’s ass
A two-twenty-eight?
Did not know the Crapwagon
Could still haul some ass
Darrell Waltrip thought
NASCAR would improve Princess
She’s the slowest girl
by fleshwound_NPG on May 25, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Come on.
You know Chi-town is
Only three hours from Indy,
Right? Sunday day trip?
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