Haiku Tuesday: Post-Indy Edition

Hi folks. Signing in from the road in Springfield, Illinois. Please don't ask me to expound on why Amtrak should be consigned to the dustbin of history. Suffice to say that I haven't had much time to think, much less put together a Haiku Tuesday post.

Thankfully, our very own fleshwound_NPG has stepped up and come through in the pinch. So enjoy the haiku, and if you're into voodoo, please burn in effigy the Amtrak stooge who said that, yes, we do have a train that has a baggage car.

Haikus after the jump...

Twenty-five grand, Sim?
Best Rookie?  Buy "ME" sticker
Like Ricky Bobby

Simona's Turn 1
Saves were right in front of me
She knew where I was???

Marty Ried gives up
Only calls her "Simona"
Just like "Danica"!

Pastafarian
Screwed by T&S.  Mario,
It's screwed us all year.

Penske-Ganassi….
Daytona, Indy, Charlotte?!?
Hooray for Death Star.

Danica's bad month
Turns into kinda nice day
So who's fault was it?

Briscoe's Inferno
Could lose him a Red Car seat?
#penskeparkbriscoe?

E Stand shade blocks sun
From killing me with fire
Others not lucky

Super Dario
Wins another Borg Warner
Darrell Waltrip's right?

Flying root beer mess
Has Mike Conway out 3 months.
Bia and Schecky...?

Kanaan new fan fav
IT'S BEAST MODE ACTIVATED!!!!
Fuel stop ends it

Block Party Sunday!
Black Flag concert headliner!
Barnhardt guest MC!

The biggest mistake
Going to Carb Day Friday
Without the sunscreen