Hi again, folks, and it's time for another Haiku Tuesday here at the ol' Pop Off Valve. You might recall that a couple of weeks ago I was on vacation and our own fleshwound_NPG filled in on the haikus. Well, he's at it again, and this time I'm letting him fill in because I'm just that lazy.

Seriously, though, there's a lot of poetic goodness to follow, so hit the jump to see it!

NASCAR becoming
Like Melrose Place.  Drama queens!
Indy's for grown ups
 
Sim's toasted car means
Time for backup crapwagon
Racing with Milka?
 
Simona's helmet
Looked like a burned marshmallow
Where's the hot chocolate?
 
HVM now needs
New sponsorship for new car
Hey guys, get in line!
 
Grahammunition time
For the root beer sled this week
What about Schecky?
 
DRR selects
Graham for Iowa?  Bia
Won here last time out
 
Ryan gets bailed out
Ethanol for Iowa.
Robin Miller pleased.
 
Rusty's palace track
Richmond clone in the heartland
Not under the lights?
 
ICONIC will wait
10 days after Iowa
Why not on race day?
 
Iowa Sunday
But the real story is
"Top Gear" starts next week!!!!