Haiku Tuesday: One More Day
Tomorrow we'll discover
What our [Hand of Justice] has in store!
One more dawn
One more day
One day more!"One Day More" from Les Miserables
That's right, race fans - tomorrow we discover the future of the IZOD IndyCar Series - and by "discover the future," I mean "prepare ourselves to be massively disappointed." That is, if we take our cues from the hardcores who treated the unveiling of the 2012 IndyCar engine specs as ludicrous because they didn't cover engines with onboard Flux Capacitors.
Personally, I'm excited - so much so that we're going to LiveBlog the webcast here at Pop Off Valve. Yep, that's right. We're LiveBlogging an event that's already being LiveBlogged in a dozen different places already. YOU CAN'T SAY WE'RE UNORIGINAL!! Oh, wait.
At any rate, we've still got haikus for you after the jump... something to whet your appetites for the sheer stupendous awesomeness on its way tomorrow.
Just one day remains.
The future will be revealed.
Commence the bitching!
Expect a wrinkle,
According to Robin M.
Milka-free chassis?
It won't be complete
Without an Arute demo.
Hang Lola from head?
Whither Delta Wing?
Who wants the rolling model?
Failure museum?
One thing is for sure:
No tube-framed USAC chassis.
Bummer for Robin.
P.O.V. Live Blog.
A great way to pass the time.
So won't you join us?
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Haiku to the Future
“The Decision”….but
LeBron isn’t invited
Nor ESPN
Secrets are getting
Leaked and tossed about. Or not?
Smokescreen for Wednesday?
It also sounds like
More than just the cars will be
Mentioned on D-Day
Robin Miller sounds
Optimistic. What the hell?!?
Bernard’s greatest feat???
So what Danica
Rumor will NASCAR make up
For the press this time?
Hey Mr. Bernard
Say that “Junior will replace
Danica….TAKE THAT!”
Oh, it’s Toronto
This week. The Thrill from West Hill
SHALL HAVE HIS REVENGE!!!!
Don’t look, Helio
Objects in mirror will soon
Chrome horn your damned ass
ABC’s last call
More than ready for Versus
PUT THE POWER DOWN!!!!

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