Does IndyCar need Danica Patrick anymore?
Preface: this is not something I wanted to write. But I feel like I have to write it.
I'm not writing it because the IZOD IndyCar Series is racing at Twin Ring Motegi in Japan, the site of Danica Patrick's first - and, to date, only - career victory. That's just good timing.
I'm writing it because there are several big crossroads coming up for the IndyCar series, and the question of whether IndyCar should make a push to keep The Divine DP in the fold in the face of her increasingly obvious desire to make a career in NASCAR is one of the more critical ones.
I don't think they should, because Danica has become less an asset to IndyCar and more an overwhelming distraction.
I could go on a long and extensive trip through Danica's career path to IndyCar, but in the interests of brevity, this is what you need to know: Rahal, her ass-crack in FHM, more Rahal, 4th at Indy, Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition, win at Motegi, more Sports Illustrated, 3rd at Indy.
In between there's been drama, teammate disagreements, stomping down the Indy pit lane to try and beat up Ryan Briscoe, yelling at Milka Duno, innumerable instances of the phrase "y'know" and frustrated hand gestures from the cockpit, and a whole lot of pop culture interest... in Danica, not in IndyCar racing.
Now, the very few times I have interacted with Ms. Patrick personally, I have found her either polite and even charming or eye-narrowingly, scowlingly chilly. Still, I have no personal bias against her. I don't go around calling her "Princess Sparkle Pony" or denigrating her racing skills or whatnot.
My only beef with Danica has been the hype machine that she has carefully cultivated over time and the vast, vast chasm that separates that hype from her reality.
At one point (pre-2005), I was actually extremely enthusiastic about Danica moving up the ranks. Like Robin Miller, I recognized that Danica actually has some legitimate skill behind the wheel of a racecar. But as time went on and she went from a girl going places to a GoDaddy Girl, I've seen how very little her actual skills have come to matter to those caught within the pop culture bubble that surrounds her lately.
For half a decade, the IndyCar series latched onto her ascending star, hoping to make a bigger impression on the world at large by their association with her. But the realization that many have gradually awakened to is that Danica's achievements - whether it is a strong run at an oval or a glamorous walk up a red carpet - are separate from any context that includes or benefits those with whom she associates.
Still, as long as Danica had her mind fully focused on her IndyCar career, there was the hope that she could do some good for the series. That hope was crushed at the beginning of this year when she ran her first NASCAR race. Now, even though she pays lip service to IndyCar racing and the Indy 500, it's difficult to believe she has her eye on anything other than the huge paydays and brighter spotlight of stock car racing. And even if she protests to the contrary, nobody seems to believe her - she is already being called "NASCAR's own" and an "elite NASCAR driver" by the media outside of the racing fraternity.
But that's just fine, if you ask me. In fact, I hope Danica does go to NASCAR and take her traveling circus with her. NASCAR is already a carnival atmosphere and she and her publicity fit in perfectly with their "Boogity Boogity Boogity!" sense of fun and entertainment.
The thing is, it's not 2005 anymore. Now we have IndyCar drivers like Simona de Silvestro and Ana Beatriz, or Pippa Mann and Shannon McIntosh in the ladder system. While they are all bright, personable and attractive, the main thing is that they are skilled. They are all deadly serious about being racers and not glamour girls at Hollywood premieres. That's not to say that none of them will eventually sample such pleasures, but for now they are focused and determined on one goal. And that goal is IndyCar racing.
Danica Patrick lacks that single-minded focus and determination right now. She's trying to have the best of three worlds - IndyCar, NASCAR and pop culture. By dividing her attention between three goals, her efforts are diluted until she becomes mediocre at all three.
IndyCar is best served in the long run by letting her go to NASCAR if she wants. Randy Bernard said it best when he left International Speedway Corporation's racetracks off of the 2011 calendar - IndyCar needs relationships with those who are invested in promoting the product and being enthusiastic partners. A half-hearted, distracted effort will not be good enough, and if that is what someone is offering IndyCar - whether that someone is a track owner, a race promoter, or a driver - then IndyCar needs to have the balls to say "sayonara" to them... perhaps at a cost for the present, but with an eye fixed on the future.
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Well done.
Thanks for having the balls to say what a lot of us have been thinking, Tony.
Unfortunately, the Danica media circus does nothing for IndyCar when she hasn’t won races. I did the math before the season, and her winning percentage (1 in 81) was about 1 percent. Compare that to the top drivers in the sport, drivers like Scott Dixon, Dario Franchitti, and Helio Castroneves, each of whom had winning percentages hovering near 9 or 10 percent (counting their CART careers as well). Even Tony Kanaan, who started off slowly in CART, had a winning percentage around 6 or 7 percent.
Danica just hasn’t put up the results to merit inclusion with those names as one of the sport’s top drivers, especially given the equipment that she has been in the past few years. Remember the year that Vitor Meira at Panther was the only driver who could keep up reasonably with the Penske/Ganassi combination? Same sort of thing. I love Vitor, but ya gotta win.
And since the idea of males discussing “sexy racecar drivers” always comes up whenever we discuss Danica Patrick the celebrity/model versus Danica Patrick the racecar driver: I think Simona’s talent, passion for her craft, and confidence make her sexier than Danica. And she doesn’t look half bad out of the car.
by ChristopherLion on Sep 16, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
Wait a minute....
Back in May after the “It’s not my fault” saga, some in the SPEED.com forums were wondering if it’s all over for Danica.
My reply?
Over? OVER???? WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!?!?!? HELL NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yes, Indycar needs her
Not to survive, not to prosper, not to grow significantly – but as the league’s most popular driver, Indycar is better off with her than without her.
I'm actually opposed to her leaving.
And not because I think she’s got anything more to contribute to Indycar (I actually think we’re seeing the best she can give, and it’s the top of the midpack at best). No, I’m opposed primarily because Indycar’s suffered enough years of being the league where either young drivers learn to race, then leave for greener pastures, or washed up drivers come to race after losing their higher profile rides. Remember, both has happened over the years: Michael Andretti left (even though it was abortive and resulted in him returning, he did leave for F1), and so did Jaques Villenueve, Juan Pablo Montoya, Sebastian Bourdais on the Champcar side, Patrick Carpentier on both Champ and IRL, Sam Hornish on the IRL side… and so on. And let’s remember CART being where Nigel Mansell came after he was considered washed up in F1, and this current incarnation being where Sato has landed. Nothing makes Indycar seem more like a minor league than drivers either leaving after getting good, or coming when they’re perceived to be slipping. Indy needs to take it’s own talent and keep it in house.
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."
I get what you're saying...
…but don’t you also secretly wish that IndyCar racing wasn’t known as “The Danica Series”?
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
Pop Off Valve - A greasy hot tenderloin of IndyCar goodness!
Not secretly. Openly.
There’s good racing out there that’s independent of her. That said, it’s not like she’s incompetent (∗CoughlikeMilkaCough∗); ignoring her Montegi win, there have been times she’s led the midpack and actually knocked on the door of the frontrunners. She was a consistent point scorer the last few years. If she could be taken for what she really is, instead of what either her backers or detractors make her out to be, the series image wouldn’t seem so damn one-dimensional at times.
Blech… sometimes, it feels like the simple things are just too much to ask for…
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"How can a pickup truck contain enough mass to unfold into a towering machine? I say if Ringling Brothers can get 15 clowns into a Volkswagen, anything is possible."

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