HAIKU TUESDAY: Everyone needs a Barber but Trump edition

Haiku Tuesday Splash Image

Watching Donald Trump sleaze his way through the Indy 500 pace car announcement, I couldn't help but think back to the days when I was a child and Davy Crockett was all the rage. I had a coonskin cap - as did many many other children of my ilk.

I recall that coonskin cap fondly, even though it made my head sweat, it smelled funny, and after a while it gave my scalp an itch that just would not go away. Plus, it tended to fall off at the slightest provocation - a stiff breeze, for instance. Let's just say that even though it wasn't attached to me, I was attached to it.

I have to feel that The Donald feels the same way about that ludicrous head carpet he wears, so my advice to him is to get some Space Shuttle ablative tile superglue and have that thing plastered onto his noggin before trying to drive a convertible Camaro at 100+ mph down the Indianapolis Motor Speedway frontstretch. It's physics, Donald.

Haikus following the jump...

Trump to drive pace car.
A better job for him, though?
"Engines... you are fired."

A convertible?
A recipe for failure.
The Airborne Toupee.

Hooray for Hinchtown!
At last he has his race seat.
Oh yes, Canada.

Tracy and Dragon.
PT back with a Penske.
Is Jay more patient?

And Bruno as well!
Racing at Indy for Foyt.
AJ's Team Brazil.

Scheckter and KV.
The mechanics will likely
Earn every penny.

Butler's bad finish
Took the wind out of our sails.
That's b-ball, baby.

Trending Discussions

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Pop Off Valve

You must be a member of Pop Off Valve to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pop Off Valve. You should read them.

Join Pop Off Valve

You must be a member of Pop Off Valve to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pop Off Valve. You should read them.

Spinner

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9357_tracker