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The Paddock Pulse: May 9 Edition
Coming into the Month of May, it seems as though that we have a bit of division about whether or not this year's Indy 500 will be as "classic" as it has been in years past. To that end, there's been a bit of infighting amongst the fans about whether the glass is half full or filled with liquid...
The Paddock Pulse: May 2 Edition
IT'S MAY!!! (Video courtesy of the IndyCar YouTube Channel) You Mess With The Bull, You Get The Horns [15 Days in May]John Barnes had to pay $25,000 for "disparaging" IndyCar on Twitter. So why don't those assholes who tweet me to tell me they're unfollowing me have to pay ME...
The Paddock Pulse: April 25 Edition
ARE YOU READY TO SAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??? Okay, that didn't work as well as I had hoped to get you psyched up for this week's Paddock Pulse, but HEY AT LEAST I TRIED DAMMIT. You SHOULD be excited about this week's Pulse because it features all sorts of good stuff, including the triumphant...
The Paddock Pulse: April 11 Edition
Off weeks suck, so naturally we're going to have four of them before the Indy 500 festivities get under way. Fortunately, we'll also have Long Beach and Sao Paulo in there somewhere, so we won't be WHOLLY bereft of IndyCar racing action. Of course, the big question for us going into the pre-Indy...
The Paddock Pulse: April 4 Edition
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssss... Oh, hi. Didn't hear you walk in. I was just going over the ratings report from the Barber race and... um... checking the venturi valves on this gas-powered oven! Yeah. Anyhoo, approximately the same number of people who follow me on Twitter who aren't spambots got to...
The Paddock Pulse: March 28 Edition
I was all set to make this extended metaphor about the ABC coverage from St. Petersburg this weekend being like taking your brand new car to the local mechanic, then have him charge you for a $3,000 Fetzer valve or something when all he really did was sit around eating Funyons (trust me, the...
The Paddock Pulse: March 21 Edition
I was all set to write a season preview for the 2012 IZOD IndyCar Series season - until I put together the Pulse links for this week and found that there were no less than SIX of them already in the hopper from the blogosphere. You could argue that this phenomenon could make for an interesting...
The Paddock Pulse: March 14 Edition
I know what you're really thinking - only three days until St. Patrick's Day! Well, not to distract you from thoughts of green beer and even greener projectile vomit the next morning, but we got a racing season coming up. Yes, folks, the IndyCars are seeing actual, legitimate track time - first at...
The Paddock Pulse: March 7 Edition
Spring Training is upon us, and already Will Power is lighting up the track. No, seriously, the guy is on fire. Really. Like, he has had two car fires in two days. Not quite to tighty-whities stage, but it's getting a little stupid, I think. But I digress. The Honda and Chevy teams are vying for...
The Paddock Pulse: February 29 Edition
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS AN AUSPICIOUS OCCASION - THE FIRST (AND PROBABLY LAST) LEAP YEAR EDITION OF THE PADDOCK PULSE! In honor of this singular event, I present to you the following image: Oh yes, people, we spare NO EXPENSE here at Pop Off Valve. (We tried to get a jet dryer and blow...
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