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INDYCAR: Power Rankings (Baltimore)

By fleshwound_NPG
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So much for that 4-way title fight we were promised.

All Will Power has to do is cross the finish line in first place Sunday and that elusive title is finally his. The best we can hope for is a Ryan Briscoe at Motegi DERP of epic proportions. Or perhaps our best bet is to have Dreyer and Reinbold to be pitted just before Will Power again.

Well with all that and this week being Will Power Baltimore Grand Prix week I'm going to have to summon up some sort of mirth to cheer us all up. With this being the internet I've got a good idea to run with. BEHOLD, POWER RANKINGS MEME EDITION!!!

(This week's Power Rankings after the jump)

( All "meme" images courtesy of leragecomics.com and memegenerator.net )

THE GRID

1. Will Power

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Previous ranking: 3 (+2)

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It's finally going to be ALL MINE!!!!

2. Scott Dixon

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Previous ranking: 1 (-1)

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HELIO, IT WAS ONLY LAP ONE!!!

3. Ryan Hunter-Reay

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Previous ranking: 2 (-1)

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TAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Helio Castroneves

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Previous ranking: 4 (no change)

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Well, that should be good for a contract extension...

5. Tony Kanaan

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Previous ranking: 5 (no change)

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Good enough.

6. Simon Pagenaud

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Previous ranking: 7 (+1)

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I haz Rookie of the Year award?

7. Ryan Briscoe

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Previous ranking: 10 (+3)

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Didn't even need to pass for the win.

8. Dario Franchitti

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Previous ranking: 9 (+1)

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Too little, too late...

9. James Hinchcliffe

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Previous ranking: 6 (-3)

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ANOTHER ENGINE?!?!

10. Alex Tagliani

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Previous ranking: 8 (-2)

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11. JR Hildebrand

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Previous ranking: 13 (+2)

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Home race...nothing went wrong...

12. Justin Wilson

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Previous ranking: 12 (no change)

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13. Oriol Servia

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Previous ranking: 11 (-2)

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14. Rubens Barrichello

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Previous ranking: unranked

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15. Graham Rahal

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Previous ranking: unranked

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DNQ (Bumped from the field)

James Jakes

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Mike Conway

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Previous ranking: 15

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As long as AJ ain't mad, I'm cool...

Charlie Kimball

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Previous ranking: 14

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Broken hand might have ruined my mojo...

Marco Andretti

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Simona de Silvestro

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http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7530/meme17.png

Seventeenth?!?!?!?